Blubber Boy Beverages – We Represent a Lifestyle to be Envied
Blubber Boy Beverages – For when you just feel like having a full calorie, full carbohydrate, full alcohol adult refreshment
Our Philosophy
Believe it or not…not everyone is interested in low calorie (low taste,) low carbohydrate (low satisfaction) alcoholic beverages. At Blubber Boy – we are committed to providing the full figured man – and woman – the taste and nutrition we all want out of an alcoholic beverage.
Sometimes Henry Aloysius McCool just doesn’t feel like working out….so why should he?
Supporting Like Minded Slacking Enthusiasts…
For many of us, until that COVID stimulus money kicks in and we can get back on our showered, sweatpants wearing feet and leave the basement of our parent’s house in search of companionship, we are content to just pass the day with carbohydrate rich comfort food. Why not find that same satisfaction in your alcoholic beverages? Maximize your weight gain potential with Blubber Boy products.
Blubber Boy Really Hard Seltzer
$50 for 24 bottles
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Blubber Boy Bowl Bustin Beer
$65 for 24 bottles
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Blubber Boy Burping Slurping Sample Pack
$100 for 48 bottles
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Blubber Boy
Founded in 2021 by Henry Aloysius McCool, Blubber Boy is a less than healthy alternative for the slothful slacker in all of us
Do you have questions about Blubber Boy or the lifestyle we are looking to share with the millions of us out there fed up with society’s unrealistic expectations of physical perfection?
Email us at:
awesomepresence@aol.com
Watch for cool merchandise for sale in the coming months!
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